Learning Together

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/37603081.

Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: F/F
Fandom: South Park
Relationship: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick
Additional Tags: Genderbend, I kept their same names because it confuses me with
different ones, Kyle doesn't know about sex, Masturbation, First Time,
Vaginal Fingering, Multiple Orgasms, pussy eating, Cunnilingus,
Squirting
Language: English
Stats: Published: 2022-03-08 Words: 2,243 Chapters: 1/1
Learning Together
by CrypticallySmutty

Summary

Kyle is a dumbass who doesn't know that women can orgasm.

Notes

I'm a lesbian. And was obsessed with South Park. That's it. Also, it's ridiculous that I was
obsessed with this shit for a year and then 3 new episodes come out and my hyperfixation is
gone. What the fuck brain?

See the end of the work for more notes

“It’s getting late dude I’ve gotta go,” Stan said looking at her phone.

“It’s not even that late,” Cartman said rolling her eyes.

“Maybe not to you but that’s because you don’t have parents who will kick your ass because
you stayed somewhere too late,” Stan said getting up.

“Fuck off,” Cartman said flipping her off to which Stan rolled her eyes.

“I should probably get going too. Got stuff to do.” Kenny said also getting up winking at
them.

Kyle rolled her eyes but spoke up before Cartman could say anything, “See you guys later.”

Cartman was silent as the two left. They could hear them saying goodbye to Kyle’s Parents
who happened to still be up. But now that most of them were gone they’d probably be going
to bed soon.

“Whatever those two were boring anyway.” Cartman boasted once they heard the door close
and Kenny’s car start outside. “We don’t need them to have fun.”

Kyle raised an eyebrow, a little confused. She honestly expected Cartman to leave after them,
as they hadn’t liked each other since the moment they meet. Although she guessed they were
closer to actually being friends than they were before. So maybe she shouldn’t be that
surprised.

They continued playing mostly in silence, concentrating. Eventually, though it seemed that
they were too quiet for Cartman so she just started to ramble. Kyle tried her best not to pay
attention, knowing that this was at least partially just a ploy to distract her.

But she was brought fully into what Cartman was saying when she happened to mention
something about masturbation. Kyle didn’t actually hear anything around it but she knew that
it was something about that.

“What?” She suddenly asked, her voice a little more high-pitched than normal and her face
bright red.

“Oh come on, you can’t tell me that you’ve never jerked off,” Cartman said in a joking tone,
rolling her eyes. Kyle just looked ahead at the screen, her face going even redder. Cartman
looked over when Kyle had been silent for what she deemed as too long about to say
something more before it clicked, “You’re joking.”

“Look not only do I not have time for that kind of thing but what would even be the point?”
Kyle asked nervously laughing. She slowly trailed off however at seeing Cartman's very
confused and kind of pissed face.

“What the fuck do you mean?” Cartman asked.

“I mean the whole point of masturbation,” Cartman rolled her eyes at Kyle’s choice of words,
“is to orgasm.”

“Yeah and your point is?” Cartman asked an eyebrow raised.

Kyle rolled her eyes, a little exasperated now, “You know, the fact that females can’t
orgasm.”

Cartman was quiet for a moment before laughing. Kyle raised an eyebrow crossing her arms
over her chest. “Holy shit you’re being serious right now,” Cartman said her face turning
serious.

“Of course I am.” Cartman was silent for a moment, staring at Kyle for a moment before
shaking her head.

“Oh, Kyle you are so smart yet so, so fucking dumb,” Cartman said a smirk on her face. Kyle
rolled her eyes.

“Whatever,” Kyle said turning back to the tv preparing to go back to the game but clearly
Cartman was determined to teach her something.

“Who the fuck told you that women can’t cum?” Cartman asked laughing.

Kyle sighed, putting the controller down knowing they weren’t going back to it any time
soon. “It’s not that someone explicitly told me that they can’t orgasm. I may have never
actually masturbated but I’ve touched myself,” Kyle said her voice becoming a little unsteady
at the end.

“What I’m hearing is that you just couldn’t get yourself off.” Cartman scoffed.

“Shut up,” Kyle said lightly pushing the other.

“This is such a bad idea,” Kyle said biting her lip and wondering why she ever agreed to
this.

“You just gotta be quiet,” Cartman said rolling her eyes.

Kyle moaned having to bring a hand up to her mouth to keep quiet. This was much better
than the previous times that she had touched herself before. Although she had imagined that
it would as why would any woman want to have sex if it didn’t actually feel good. But also
she’d gotten the idea that women couldn't actually orgasm.

She knew that she had to be quiet as Cartman's fingers slowly rubbed circles against her clit.
While part of her wanted to ask for more, for it faster harder but also she didn’t want to give
away her whole hand just yet. If she said anything she knew that Cartman would smirk and
not let her live it down. Although she was probably already not living this down.

She could hear her pants even behind her hand and prayed that no one walked by her room at
the moment. If they were paying attention in the slightest they would be able to easily deduce
what was happening.
“Oh fuck.” Kyle moaned softly from behind her hand as Cartman’s fingers slid down, one
slowly entering her. Cartman smirked pausing for a moment before pulling out just as slow.
Kyle was going to say something before she was cut off by Cartman thrusting her finger in
and out.

Kyle moved her hips down onto the other finger, trying to get even more in her. Cartman
seemed to get the slight hint by adding another finger to which Kyle moaned. She was
slightly tempted to reach her hand down to rub at her clit herself this time but she held herself
back.

However, it was very hard for her to keep from shaking. Looking down at her legs they were
slightly shaking and that was despite the fact that she was trying to keep herself from doing
so. She had to grip the surprisingly still neat blankets below her with one hand.

Cartman briefly looked up at Kyle’s face seemingly reading her mind as the next moment she
brought her other hand up to rub at Kyle’s clit once more. She let out a high-pitched moan,
not properly covered by her hand.

She tried her best to listen outside the room to make sure that no one heard it but it was a
little hard with the fact that Cartman didn’t stop. She didn’t even pause. And maybe even
went faster. Kyle’s moans seemed to get louder and louder as Cartman seemed to find the
most pleasurable spot inside of her, continuing to rub her clit even harder.

Kyle thrust her hips down faster, feeling the heat that had just been just slightly there in her
lower stomach seeming to get warmer. Maybe Cartman had been on to something she
thought to herself as she felt one of her eyes close, trying her best to keep her voice down
although it was even harder now.

It was in fact impossible to keep her loud panting from appearing from behind her hand.
Meaning that she had to try focusing on sounds from the other side of the room. But it was
very very difficult. She could really only focus on the fingers thrusting in and out of her,
hitting the most pleasurable spot inside herself.

So she decided to say fuck it. Not that she had decided to just not try and keep her voice
down just that she didn’t care if someone was hearing. There wasn’t really a way that she
could have stopped it at this point. If they knew they knew which she would have to explain
later.

But she was brought back when Cartman started to add yet another finger inside her. Her
moan was a little strained, this one kind of hurt. Cartman seemed to notice this and while not
actually saying anything about it, thankfully, she paused. Eventually, though Kyle had gotten
used to it and nodded slightly to which Cartman resumed her fast thrusting.

“Fuck,” Kyle said under her breath, feeling a pressure building which is what she assumed
was an orgasm. It’s not that difficult to assume. She may have been new to this information
but she was smart as Cartman had stated earlier. She caught on quickly.

Her eyes rolled back as pleasure flooded her, one of her legs fell down tensing. Her fingers
and toes curled. She had to try her best not to scream with pleasure, biting her fingers as she
thrust against Cartman’s fingers which had only sped up.

She collapsed back her eyes closed as she came down from her pleasure. Cartman was silent,
giving her a moment before saying, “So how was your first orgasm?”

Kyle rolled her eyes, not answering the other. She was about to get up but it seemed that
Cartman wasn’t done. She had never actually removed her fingers meaning that it wasn’t
difficult for her to start thrusting once more, very slowly this time.

“Wh what are you doing?” Kyle asked moaning slightly.

“This was just the beginning,” Cartman said winking.

“I do know the basics of sex. I know about refractory periods.” Kyle said rolling her eyes.
Cartman smirked, clearly enjoying the fact that she knew more about something than Kyle
did.

“Yeah for men,” Cartman said finally taking her fingers out. But she doesn’t pull away.
Instead, she starts to pull apart the lips of Kyle’s pussy. Kyle bit her lip looking away. After a
moment Kyle wondered if this was all she was planning on doing because if so she wasn’t
seeing the appeal.

But that thought process was cut off by Cartman licking up the length of her pussy making
Kyle moan rather loudly with no hand to cut it off. She hadn’t really expected it meaning that
she had nothing to cover up the moans that were now flowing from her mouth.

Cartman moaned focusing on the other clit, being merciless with her tongue. With the fact
that Kyle had already been quite worked up from earlier and seemed to have not released all
of it. She could still feel the tightness in her lower stomach knowing that she was going to
orgasm yet again. And decently fast.

The only difference this time is the pressure is even lower. She was decently concerned
wondering why to know of all times she would need to pee. But she ignored it for now which
was easy as Cartman had started to thrust her fingers in and out of Kyle once more.

She grips at Cartman's hair feeling the same rush of pleasure rush over her. But something
was different. She was about to warn the other rather hurriedly but it seemed that she was a
little too late. She threw her head back in pleasure one hand being brought up to her mouth to
cover up the scream that threatened to come out of her.

Everything was realized, some more than others. She was about to start apologizing seeing as
the others face was covered in the strange liquid that had come from her. But Cartman had
started to laugh to which Kyle raised an eyebrow, her head tilting slightly.

“Damn only your second orgasm ever and you happened to squirt? Damn. Either you are
really lucky or I am just really good at this.” Cartman said winking.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Kyle asked confused as all hell.
“I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised. It’s basically cumming for women” Cartman said
shrugging. Kyle nodded, thinking about the fact that she would defiantly be looking that up
after all of this.

They sat there in silence for a moment, clearly Cartman done although Kyle was a little
surprised that Cartman hadn’t actually wanted her to do anything at all. But it was clear that
all of this was over for now. Especially once Cartman got up going to the bathroom to clean
off her face.

Kyle was really just hoping that no one had heard anything. Especially not either of her
parents. She did not want to have that conversation now or really ever. She had the internet. If
she had any questions she would just look them up. She knew more about her parents' sex
lives than she wanted to know and she didn’t want them knowing anything about her own
budding sex life.

“I’ve gotta go. My dad will bitch at me if I don’t.” Cartman said rolling her eyes. Kyle fully
knew that was a lie Cartman's dad didn’t give a single shit but Kyle also knew that her
parents wouldn’t actually let her stay over without the others. While Cartman wasn’t their
least favorite of her friends, that was easily Kenny, she also wasn’t their favorite.

“I’ll see you later?” Kyle said her voice questioning.

“Yeah. It’s a little difficult not to as we go to the same school.” Cartman said smirking. Kyle
let out a breath of air rolling her eyes. She should have known that nothing changed between
them.

“Whatever just go,” Kyle said.

“Not going to walk me to the door?” Cartman asked shaking her head, “And after I taught
you so much about yourself.”

“Oh shut up,” Kyle said laughing softly. “Now go.”

She watched as Cartman left through the door but she was pretty sure that this wasn’t the last
time she saw Cartman tonight. Cartman was well known for coming into Kyle's room at night
just when she was bored. Or just felt like it.

But she didn’t really care sometimes.

End Notes

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