We're not sure when marketing teams became game designers, but apparently the shift has happened. Tony Hawk's Motion, a new Hawk game including Activision's own motion pack add-on, has shipped, and while we knew from the start that this wasn't a token Hawk offering in the vein of Vicarious Vision's long-running pocket series started on GBA, and then moved later to DS, we had no idea it was going to be quite as bad as it turned out being. Out to capture the Wii "motion" audience on DS? Check. Out to cash in on a popular franchise? Check. Avoid at all costs? Double check.