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Saturday, January 7, 2012
Good Morrow! Anno 2070, Squiggle-Messes & A Paternoster
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At last! It's the year 2070. I'm tending to my immensely irritating citizenry of whiny ingrates - they move out if they don't get a constant supply of fish and smartphones. I don't quite understand how they manage to break and/or lose their phones with such terrible frequency that they require several tons to be siphoned toward them every minute of every day. I haven't asked what they're using them all for. Mostly because I fear the truth.

In the grand scheme of the game, I've only just begun; there are one or two boats darting to and fro exchanging various necessities with other islands that yield things mine cannot, but that's where it ends. The intensely mundane choreography of fastidiously organised trade routes is not yet upon me, but it will be soon. AW YEAH!

A new Indie Royale bundle arrived this week, too. So far I've had a small bite of Max & The Magic Marker, a super neat game that fits nicely into the "draw your own platform with an orange pen" genre. After spending a while in Trine 2, in which a mere squiggle conjures forth a perfect cube, my attempted squares in this game have left rather a lot to be desired. Max, will you please climb on top of this mangled scribble (I'm sorry).

Would you like a ride on an elevator of death?

Friday, January 6, 2012
Binding of Isaac Will Be Receiving 'Wrath of the Lamb' Expansion
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The fantastic indie title 'The Binding of Isaac' from the creator of Super Meat Boy will be getting an expansion in the foreseeable future with the "Wrath of the Lamb'. Edmund McMillen has been teasing tidbits on twitter lately. Among the tidbits teased, there will be an expansion called "Wrath of the Lamb", it will up the item count by 50%, add a new item category - the trinket, will only cost $3, and will be released 'when it's done'. with McMillen postulating that it will be at least a few months.


Postal III Poopooed By... Everyone
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It sounds like Running With Scissors not only lit a flaming bag of shit on their own doorstep, but also stamped it out. There haven't been many reviews since the release of Postal III, but the few that have come out paint a grim picture.

TruePCGaming - N/A

The most nauseating thing about this game isn’t the insipid attempt at black humor, the repetitive and laborious mission objectives, or the juvenile angst that frames the story. It’s the unfinished state of the final build. You hear birds chirping and wind blowing indoors. Unseen arcade machines beep and boop in barnyard haystacks. The cover system plants Dude in the path of bullets. Cutscenes don’t correspond with your actions in-game. Chunks of building architecture clip into thin air. A weird “Node graph out of date” message appears every time after loading. Some objectives didn’t complete until I re-started the mission. At one point mid-game, the game was crashing to desktop on a minute-by-minute basis until I painfully completed the level by attrition.

GameSpy - 1/5

The festering, maggot-filled cherry atop Postal III's frustration sundae, however, is its writhing mass of technical issues. I eventually gave up trying to count the number of times the game crashed on me (after I smashed my abacus in a fit of rage). Frequent loading screens that regularly hit the 30-second mark only made each restart all the more painful. And then there were the downright strange glitches, like the one that reversed my controls (backward = forward, etc) and turned my character into a glue-coated homing missile for the nearest corner -- where he'd stay until I indiscriminately fired my guns to jiggle him loose. This was not an uncommon occurrence.

IGN - 5.5/10

My hat goes off to Running With Scissors to be ballsy enough to make yet another game that's completely unapologetic in its treatment of risque and taboo subject matter. It's hard to imagine anyone not being offended by Postal III. That's a big selling point for some folks, but the uninspired gameplay and serious technical glitches all but kill this dark, occasionally humorous, and extreme exercise in freedom of expression.
Five New Wargame: European Escalation Screenshots Unleashed
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Eugen Systems has just released five new screenshots from their upcoming Cold War goes hot wargame entitled Wargame: European Escalation. The concept is that a non-nuclear third world war breaks out in Europe during the late 1970s and early 1980s. This February you’ll be able to see for yourself if technically superior NATO armaments can defend the Fulda gap from a seemingly endless mechanized wave of Warsaw Pact forces.


Protip: Quantity has a quality all its own.

Topics: Gallery, Strategy, Real-Time Strategy
Related Games: Wargame: European Escalation (PC)
Valve Releases Impressive Steam Stats For 2011
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Valve has just released some impressive data about Steam’s growth in 2011. The figures are somewhat mindboggling. For instance, the platform now has over 40 million accounts, which if every account were an individual person, would put it in the running with Argentina for the 31st largest country on the planet by population. More ominously, if Valve gave every Steam account owner a gun, then they could have a larger army than the Soviet Union had during the Second World War. I don’t understand why Gabe Newell hasn’t taken that step, because he could easily turn this into a contest and have all the cannon fodder he’d need to establish a global empire. On that note, let’s look at the other stats from the press release.

During 2011 the platform grew to offer over 1,800 games to over 40 million accounts. Year-over-year unit sales increased by more than 100% for the seventh straight year, and during the 2011 Holiday Sale Steam's simultaneous user number eclipsed the 5 million player mark.

Meanwhile Steam doubled the amount of content delivered in 2011 vs. 2010, serving over 780 Petabytes of data to gamers around the world. To meet the increasing demand for games and services on the platform, the Steam infrastructure more than doubled its service capacity and a new content delivery architecture was deployed to improve user download rates.

Over 14.5 mil copies of Steamworks games were registered during the year, a 67% increase over 2010. Steamworks titles shipped during 2011 include The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Deus Ex: Human Revolution , and more. Since the suite of services was released three years ago, Steamworks has shipped in over 400 games.

"Steam and Steamworks continues to evolve to keep up with customer and developer demands for new services and content," said Gabe Newell, co-founder and president of Valve. "Support for in-game item trading prompted the exchange of over 19 million items. Support for Free to Play (FTP) games, launched in June, has spurred the launch of 18 FTP titles on Steam, with more coming in 2012. Looking forward, we are preparing for the launch of the Big Picture UI mode, which will allow gamers to experience Steam on large displays and in more rooms of the house."

Topics: General News, Industry News, steam
Hardware & Tech Roundup
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Gaming

Graphics

Storage

Cooling

Motherboards

Power Supplies

Misc.

Topics: Hardware, Technology
Splash Damage Artist Whips Up Brink Flavoured Nerf Gun
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The Splash Damage Blog details a cool project in which SD artist Laurens Corijn took a regular Nerf gun and turned it into a Resistance’s Gerund assault rifle from Brink. The blog post documents the whole creation process and includes a bunch of pictures of the gun at various stages of its transformation.

I think our resident gun-wielding psycho guns enthusiast G'Moist may have just wet himself.

Topics: Games, Action
Related Games: Brink (PC), Brink (PlayStation 3), Brink (Xbox 360), Brink: Agents of Change (PC), Brink: Agents of Change (PlayStation 3), Brink: Agents of Change (Xbox 360)
The Newest PC Gaming Accessories From Mionix
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Mionix has announced that it will unveil a new gaming accessory line at CES 2012. You can snag the sneak peek version below.

Zibal 60 Mechanical Gaming Keyboard

The Mionix Zibal 60 is a fusion of the best keyboard components and great gaming features that gives your game the edge you have been searching for. The Zibal 60 has been engineered with non-tactile, mechanical, black cherry MX switches that deliver the best feel for every keystroke. Multi-level backlight illumination is paired with six key rollover, allowing the player to perform up to six simultaneous keystrokes with all keys and making the Zibal 60 a standout in the crowd. In addition to the performance features, the Zibal 60 offers smart functions that include a two-port USB 2.0 hub, audio/mic extensions, and media control keys for full integration with your desktop setup.


Features of the Zibal 60 include:

NAOS Family of Gaming Mice

The Mionix Naos gaming mice feature ergonomic design and a grip-friendly rubber coating for comfort, as well as Plug and Play functionality for players who want to leap into a game and instantly blow away their opponents. For those gamers seeking additional customization, every one of the Naos' seven buttons can be programmed to the user's personalized settings. What's more, the Naos mice feature on-the-fly DPI adjustment up to 5040 DPI, ensuring quick and responsive gaming sessions every time. Rounding out the feature set is a customizable LED light system and large Teflon feet to provide a smooth playing experience.

Mionix's Naos gaming mice have received critical acclaim from numerous publications for functionality, customization and ease of use. Overclock 3D claims that the Naos "has all the goodies you could ask for when it comes to a check-list of must haves," while Gaming Bolt said that the Naos "is one of the best gaming mice that should not be missed by any PC gamer."

Propus 380 Gaming Surface

The objective from the very start was to develop a mousepad with the best tracking performance on the market, and The Mionix Propus 380 is the result of intense research and development to meet the gamers' demands.

The silver-metallic plastic coating is the result of extensive research and testing of different materials. The ultra-fine texture on the surface delivers perfect friction and enhances the precision of every movement, providing superb stability without compromising a smooth feeling and the flexibility of a cloth mousepad.

Features of the Propus 380 include:

Topics: Hardware
Tribes: Ascend Closed Beta Patch Released
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A new CTF map and Target Practice mode make the highlights for this newest Tribes: Ascend closed beta patch.

Major Highlights

Balance Items

Additional Items

Spectator Changes

Known Issues

Topics: Games, Action
Related Games: Tribes: Ascend (PC)
Iron Grip: Marauders Reaches New Player Milestone For 1st Anniversary
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ISOTX has announced that their free-to-play turn-based strategy game, Iron Grip: Marauders, has reached the quarter million player mark on its one year anniversary.

The game has already seen a range of new content from new game modes like PvP and the Cooperative Boss Battles to tons of new units and a whole new region! The year 2012 promises to continue in this spirit with a wide range of improvements and additions to the game providing a regular flow of new content large and small. As a part of the celebration, all Iron Grip: Marauders players received a free Megaton Truck – the closest we could get to fireworks.


Topics: Games
Related Games: Iron Grip: Marauders (Web Games)
Today's Steam Deal: Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild West
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Hit up Steam for 50% off of Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild West, a fun little third-person shooter from Fatshark. With the 50% discount the price of the game, for the next 22 hours, is $4.99 USD.
Topics: Games, Action
Related Games: Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild West (PC)
Stronghold 3 Update Released
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Clearly Stronghold 3 got a rough start, but with all of the updates the game has received since launch, has it become purchase-worthy? Anyone playing it?

Topics: Games, Simulation
Related Games: Stronghold 3 (PC)
The Faces of Firefall - New Cosplay Video
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Upcoming free-to-play shooter, Firefall introduces us to the official cosplay actors playing the rolls of Typhon and Mourningstar. Best known for as Hawk for American Gladiators, Lee Reherman is the new Typhon; and Crystal Graziano does up a mean Mourningstar. Firefall is currently in beta and slated for release to PC later this year.

Topics: Games, Action
Related Games: Firefall (PC)
Hacked On Xbox? Wondering Where Your Points Went?
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Back in October we talked at fairly great length about the Xbox Live Arcade hacking that was running rampant at the time. Apparently nothing has changed, but now it appears that we finally know where all of those stolen XBLA points are going; or at least one of the places.

At the time the hackings appeared to be related to FIFA 11. Accounts were accessed and used to purchase anywhere from 4,000 to 12,000 MS points; and often some points were used to purchase FIFA 11 and FIFA DLC. Upon contacting XBLA support, gamers were told that their account would be put on hold for up to 30 days in order to investigate the fraudulent activity on their accounts.

This is where it got even more fun. Some people remained on hold for months, others were told to create new accounts and the whole ordeal was nothing but a clusterf**** of lies and general BS. In repeated statements, MS refused to acknowledge any sort of issue.

There is an interesting post on Neogaf today, outlining some updates since we last reported the issue. On person actually managed to speak to the guy who had her account, during which it was revealed that he had purchased the account on a site called "TradeTang". We don't recommend that you visit the site in case it's NSFW or contains harmful material.

Head over to Neogaf to read some excerpts from the dodgy site to see how your stolen XBLA points are being sold.

Topics: General News
Steam Pre-Purchase For The Darkness II Now Available
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You can now pre-purchase The Darkness II on Steam, in advance of the game's February 7th release date. Here's a run down of the pre-order perks.

Limited Edition includes:

Exclusive In-Game Items:

Players will be taken down the brutal and personal path of Jackie Estacado, head of a New York crime family and wielder of an ancient and ruthless force of chaos and destruction known as The Darkness. A sudden, unprovoked attack by a mysterious organization known as the Brotherhood heralds the start of a full-scale war and opens the door for The Darkness to reemerge, setting Jackie on a journey to hell and worse.

Topics: Games, Action / Roleplaying
Related Games: The Darkness II (PC)
12th Annual Game Developers Choice Awards - Finalists Revealed
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Organizers for the 12th annual Game Developers Choice Awards have revealed the finalists in the peer-based event celebrating the industry's top games and developers. Skyrim and Portal 2 dominate the nominations with five Choice Awards each. Also nominated five times was newcomer Supergiant Games and its action RPG Bastion, which saw nominations in four categories, plus one for the studio itself, for Best Debut. The other Game Of The Year nominees are Batman: Arkham City, Dark Souls, and Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

The complete list of nominees for the 12th Annual Game Developers Choice Awards are as follows:

Best Game Design
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Bethesda Game Studios)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Nintendo)
Portal 2 (Valve)
Batman: Arkham City (Rocksteady Studios)
Dark Souls (FromSoftware)

Innovation
Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure (Toys For Bob)
Portal 2 (Valve)
Bastion (Supergiant Games)
Johann Sebastian Joust (Die Gute Fabrik)
L.A. Noire (Team Bondi)

Best Technology
Battlefield 3 (DICE)
L.A. Noire (Team Bondi)
Crysis 2 (Crytek Frankfurt/UK)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Bethesda Game Studios)
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (Naughty Dog)

Topics: Games, Awards
Related Games: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (PC), Bastion (PC), Portal 2 (PC)
End of Nations Warfront Ep. 105: First Video Update of 2012
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End of Nations is back from holiday and ready to rock some RTS action. Check out their latest community update video.

Topics: Games, MMORTS
Related Games: End of Nations (PC), End of Nations (Collector's Edition) (PC)
Jube's Dogs Attack The Bunker
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Sometime just after midnight, the Generalissimoist’s bunker was attacked by Jube’s dogs. Using their infernal psychic powers, the canines were able to hit the bunker with about 5,000 newtons of force from over 1100 miles away. The attack threw the Generalissimoist from his chair and into his bookcase causing untold dollars in damages and, possibly, a sprained wrist.

Jube’s dogs are boasting too soon. They are only showing me what I must do. I do not care if they gloat today. The victor will not be the one who reaches too soon for the laurel wreath, but rather he who bravely and loyally does his duty, who is not shaken by the storm, who at the end of the war is still standing upright on the battlefield. Plus, I have a Volar Wrist splint.

Topics: Contest, In Other News..., In-House, Horror

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