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Our Favorite Andre Nowzik Moments

Do we have some hilarious videos featuring the brilliant yet hopelessly naive plastic surgeon of The League? Child, please!

by Bryan Enk
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Andre Nowzik might be rich due to his profession as a plastic surgeon, but his expansive wealth doesn't protect him from being repeatedly humiliated by his pals in The League. Andre's a brilliant doctor but a hopelessly naive human being who thinks his awful wardrobe showcases a hip fashion sense. He also has a bad habit of latching onto inappropriate catchphrases that he usually misuses, such as "Child Please!", "Try the Veal" and "Homie Don't Play That." Check out our collection of video clips featuring the ridiculous Andre.

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Dress with Style, Win with Style

if you've ever wanted to dress like Andre (and may the football gods help you if you have), now's your chance to implement the good doctor's unique taste in clothing and make it your own. Andre shows you how to dress and win with style in this handy how-to for those who want to be constantly humilated by their friends, too. 

(Extra feature on the Season One DVD set)

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Experience Andre

Andre is a successful plastic surgeon... and also a single human person. Taco helps his pal get some action by producing the epic online dating video, "Experience Andre." Ladies, how could you say no to this guy, especially when his video features copulating chimpanzees?

(Episode 3.3, "The Au Pair")

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Retrograde Uterus

It's not that Andre goes too far sometimes. It's just that he has no sense of the appropriate context for some of his remarks and observations. For instance, there's probably never a good time or situation to call someone out for having a "retrograde uterus" -- especially if there's a woman in the room. 

(Episode 3.3, "The Au Pair")

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