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Our Favorite Taco MacArthur Moments

Taco MacArthur doesn't know or care much about football -- his passions are music, poetry and the work of art that is a woman's body. Here we sing our own ode to the alternately wise and completely clueless court jester of The League.

by Bryan Enk
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Taco MacArthur would rather break into song than cheer over a touchdown. This perpetually stoned and usually unemployed musician walks to his own beat, living off of handouts from his brother, making his own food and personal hygiene products and bartering. He's also a highly disciplined martial artist and once watched Total Recall three times in a row while high on the wacky weed. Here are some great moments of Taco being Taco on The League.

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The Birthday Song
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Taco's Birthday Song

Taco wrote a song especially for his friend Rodney's daughter, Ellie, for her fifth birthday. Unlike most of Taco's songs, this one started out harmless enough, but by the second verse, well... let's just say Ellie and her friends learned a few new words and phrases. This guy's just so lovably oblivious to how offensive he can be. Watch the birthday celebration on YouTube.

(Episode 1.1, "The Draft")

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Leche de Mama

Breast milk becomes downright hilarious when it's described as "leche de mama," and it becomes even more hilarious when put into a second context that we won't mention here. Watch a classic throwaway "Taco Being Taco" moment.

(Episode 2.11, "Ramona Neopolitano")

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Boning the Lithuanian Chick

Some people have family or work responsibilities that keep them from engaging in any recreational activities on the weekends. Taco... does not.

(Episode 1.3, "Sunday at Ruxin's")

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Three Penis Wine

We could try to explain what Three Penis Wine is, but we think it might be best if the distinguished oenophile responsible for its existence elaborates on the details of this rather unique beverage. Also, a side note: we wouldn't know where to look on a snake, either. 

(Episode 1.5, "The Usual Bet")

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Fear Boner

Almost every member of the male species has experienced what is referred to as a "fear boner." It just took Taco to give it a name -- and a song (with a little help from Kevin).

(Episode 2.8, "The Tie")

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